The Resuscitationist - November 23, 2016 - By Jason Bowman
..."Bottom line: The yankauer sucks (or rather doesn’t) and shouldn’t be used, the DuCanto catheter was hand delivered by the Archangel Resusitashunus to Jim DuCanto himself to bestow upon the world a life-saving weapon to fight against the demon Kopeeus Pukeius. And I was paid to say all of that. You should really just read the article this time and not tl;dr me. I write funny stuff, my mom says."